Hello, I’m Ed Tyson. I’m the large cheese around here. Back in the day, I bought myself a shiny new Nokia N95. People still speak in hushed tones about that phone. Great pictures, voice recognition, more memory than an elephant. We were perfect together. *Sob*. These miss you nights are the longest.
Anyway, a friend suggested that I should buy a screen protector. After setting off on my search expedition, I realised that my options weren’t…. great. I found that the cheap multipacks were about as useful as alcohol is at putting out fire and the higher priced ones were, well, too expensive. An idea shot into my head and I realised there was a nice gap in the market.
I then decided to take the screen protector world on. Working with a couple of blokes I found on the Internet trusted associates, I created Expert Shield and now make the best screen protectors that money can buy. I also added a lifetime guarantee, to sweeten the deal.
The Expert Shields are made up of three layers. One is our special silicone gel layer, helping you to apply your protector with ease and makes sure it doesn’t peel up over time – plus there’s no residue. Then there’s the ultra-hard mask which stops deeper scratches. Finally, the top layer that absorbs any other damage like veteran wrestler would.
Hand in hand with this awesome product quality is serving the customer (that’s you).
Now, we understand that everyone claims to “have the best” customer service. But how many times have you waited weeks for a product? – A toaster for instance – which then turns out to be molded together out of used tires? When you call them up to complain you get put into a conversation with a machine – which is nowhere near as efficient as the T1000. After leaping your way through “Option Boards” you get handed to a less than helpful member of staff, who is obviously playing Texas Holdem in the background.
It’s not like that with us – We prefer to play Candy Crush (only joking).
Everything’s guaranteed for life of you beautiful device. You place an order and it’ll (99.9% of the time) be dispatched the same day. Your product is bespoke for your device. And we are more than confident in promising you a scratchless screen and bubbleless application.
At Expert Shield, our philosophy is “fit and forget”, not “fit, fumble, fiddle….. Oh, what’s the F****** point!?!”
So purchase some tranquility of body and mind today.
Take me to see your lovely screen protector films.
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